Griffith,
Michael. Bibliophilia (New York: Arcade Publishing, 2003) p.
1-136.
This
novella, published with five short stories, concerns a university in
New Orleans. Myrtle is a recently hired reference librarian who lost
her job as librarian at a law firm after long years of service. The
head of the university library, Mort Bozeman, is obsessed with
controlling reading material of a prurient nature. He keeps all such
books (the list is long and includes books of art reproductions,
Rabelais, and Oscar Wilde) in a locked case behind his desk. Readers
need to come and explain to him why they want to check them out.
Mort
becomes convinced that students are engaging in sexual acts in the
library. He assigns Myrtle the task of patrolling the stacks and
curtailing this behavior. To this end Myrtle acquires a very large
flashlight and enrolls in a bouncer class at a local bar.
Myrtle
was something of a wild girl in her own college years. She recalls
the librarian of her time, Miss Ivy Berryhill,
...
who had seemed to Myrtle the brittlest husk of womanhood imaginable.
Miss Berryhill wore her never-cut gray-yellow hair thickly braided
and crossed and recrossed over the top of her head. The braids looked
like ship's hawsers, ropes as broad as a longshoreman's arm and as
strong. The only changes in her appearance over the years seemed to
be the addition of ever more plaits and coils and a tiny shift,
perhaps (there were those, boosters of her myth, who would dispute
this), in the ratio of gray to yellow. She was Medusa tightly
corseted, her serpenty tresses tamed and snugged in with two dozen
hairpins. Her forehead was stretched taut, and every blink or scowl
looked like it might set off a chain reaction of popping pins. Miss
Berryhill wore sack dresses that appeared to have been made of
bedspreads thriftily resurrected; she took austere pleasure in
sucking lemon-menthol candies that swathed her in an aura of medicine
chest, lightly sweetened. She was lean and hard-edged, a battle-ax in
button-up shoes, and she had the longest, yellowest, most spatulate
fingers Myrtle had ever seen, as if made – natural selection at
work – for the task of violent shushing, at which Miss Berryhill
was singularly gifted." (p. 29-30).
With
her new assignment Myrtle fears she is becoming Miss Berryhill.
Another
member of the library staff is Seti, a student from Egypt who is very
idealistic and confused by American culture.